I tied my own tie today!

Today, I bought a new tie, because I needed a new tie. The only problem is I have never learned how to tie one before. I had my dad show me over and over and over and over again. After many failures, I finely got it down. I CAN TIE MY OWN TIE! I am a man now and need my dad for nothing else. He has taught me how to pump gas and drive a car. He has taught how to bate a hook and change a tire. Finely, he has tought the one last kernel of information; how to tie a tie. I can now leave and enter the world as a productive citizen, because I can tie a tie. Thank you dad.